OK, I’m exhausted. I’m not sure if that was the longest Oscar show I’ve seen, but it absolutely felt like it was. I think everyone in the Dolby Theater was having a blast, but it did not make for good TV. I would have never thought The Great Gatsby would have won multiple awards while American Hustle, The Wolf of Wall Street, Captain Phillips and a slew of better films were completely shut out. 12 Years somehow gets gifted Best Picture with only three awards, which I believe ties it for the least by any Best Picture. Gravity takes the most hardware with seven wins. Dallas Buyer’s Club also wins three. The Great Gatsby (whaaa?) and Frozen each won two. These are my thoughts that would have been Tweeted in a live blog except I’m too claustrophobic for 144 characters and Ellen broke Twitter with this Ultimate Selfie. My thoughts below. Weird show, but I’m glad the best movie won the most awards.
Killing Time 