Last week, we took a quick moment to look at the idiocy of spam comments and to call out my new archfoe, Lista de Email. LDE was successfully spam filtered again today, but today I wanted to highlight a new contender for dumbest spam comment received yet. I don’t even know who left it because it’s one of those addresses with a plethora of x’s and numerals, but it left this nugget of wisdom:
“Then following a truly long time, a decade maybe, it is possible to become a captain.”
That was it. It’s like a little bot-generated beat poem. Keep bringing it on, idiot machines. Oh, and Lista de Email, two-nil.